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40 Hilarious Commuters That Will Have You Wanting to Take Public Transport!

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Taking public transportation can be a hit-and-miss proposition. Typically, your best case scenario is that you reach your destination on time. When it comes to your worst-case scenario, well, public transportation can ruin your day. Today, we are choosing to dwell on the bright side of life. Keep on reading to find 40 of the funniest, weirdest, and downright strangest commuters ever found in public.

Wild Kitty

Now, if your attention was immediately pulled in by the glaring woman, we wouldn’t blame you for missing what is really going on in this picture. Let your eyes drift a bit further south. Not like that, pervert! Nestled in a hidden, smol, cozy lil nest is the exact type of wild kitty we want to run into on the bus.

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Save the Rhinos

We can’t all be heroes, but we can all do something to help. While this picture looks out-of-this-world, its purpose is far more grounded in reality. This costumed train rider is rocking a rhino suit in order to raise awareness for the said endangered animal. We have to imagine that this costume is sweltering.


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Can’t Park Here

We’ve heard that purchasing an electric car can come with its own set of perks, but we didn’t realize that this was included! This seemingly oblivious gentleman has chosen to park his electric car on the subway, you know, as you do. We particularly like how he is looking down at his phone as if to avoid attention. Little late for that, bud.


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Just a Good Idea

Have you ever taken a train into the city for a night of drinking? Well, if you have, you know how uncomfortable the ride back can be. This man-bunned genius chose to avoid the uncomfortable seats altogether by bringing his own hammock. Most impressive of all, he managed to hang his hammock without blocking the aisle. We’re impressed.


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Hold, Please

When you are forced to stand in a crowded bus or train, the resulting chaos can be bad for y our health. Being jerked around by the stopping motion of the vehicle can lead to falls, uncomfortable touching, and general tomfoolery. Having said that, we’re not sure we’d go this far in order to stop ourselves from falling. After all, she had to have carried that plunger around all day!


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Pika…Dude?

If you absolutely have to wear your Pikachu costume on the train, you might as well make sure that you are safe about it. While Pikachu can probably rest easy when it comes to Team Rocket, he might still want a little help in case gravity decides to strike. 


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Meal Prep on the Go

We admire this lady’s dedication to sticking to her diet. With that being said, we can’t imagine a meal so pressing that you’d have to actually chop up your food on the train. The fella in blue looks a little concerned about her knife skills. As a matter of fact, this is probably a great way to accidentally get stabbed.


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Battle of the Icons

It’s not every day that you get to see two titans of the film industry face off. Of course, these two aren’t titans of anything. They are just two dudes in super-expensive costumes, sweating while they stare at each other on a subway. Still, it’s kind of cool looking.


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Zords in the Shop

Have you ever planned a good old Mighty Morphin’ Time only to realize that your Zord was still in the shop? Well, these Rangers surely have. When you can’t take your alien technology for a ride, you might as well catch the subway.


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Active Camouflage… Kind Of

Wearing camo in the right environment can be a great way to go unseen. Wearing camouflage in the wrong environment can, well, yield quite dramatically different results. We admire the ghillie suit, but we don’t admire the IQ of this wayward sneakster. 


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Charge for Two Seats

We are all for people going out there and having fun, living their best life. With that being said, you still gotta charge this guy for two seats, right? I mean, what even is a zebra-centaur? Is that a thing? Are we behind the times when it comes to mythological creatures?


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Personal Space – Lego Style

This lady is personifying how we feel 24/7. We have to admit, creating a special bubble around yourself out of special legos can seem kind of out there, but we get it. If you want to buy one of your own, look up the Hoberman.


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Playing Army Man

Have you ever wanted to join the army, but you didn’t really want to commit to the training? No? Did you at least play with toy soldiers as a child? There you go, then this costume is perfect for you. Just keep the magnifying glass away, we don’t want any Sid-situations.


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Millennial Tragedy

We know two things about this picture. The first is that this woman was clearly drunk before she bought the pizza. The second is that this woman will be drunk and in despair when she wakes up. Although, it does look like she has black olives on that pie, so we suppose it’s better off being fed to the floor.


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Strangely Horrifying

We are looking at a talented performance artist, someone with a mental illness, or the first-ever paper towel alien. Like all great cursed images, we’ll let you decide the reality of the situation. For our part, we’re putting money on the paper towel alien theory.


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Devil’s Lettuce

Dad always said that if you messed with the devil’s lettuce, it would come back to haunt you. We have no idea what that meant, and we’re not certain that it meant this, either. One thing we are certain about is this, this lady needs a better hat.


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Every Goth Ever

They say that you can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can pretty much know what you’re getting here.  We assume that this Goth loves Edgar Allen Poe, loves the color black, and loves showing everybody his pet bird. That is a pet, right?


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Serious Gaming Moment

Perhaps more bizarre than the fellow gaming on the train is the fact that the train is completely empty. Seriously, where can we move where this is even a possibility? Oh, yeah, the television is weird, too. Also, where is the power source for the Xbox? Is this picture completely fake?


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Fine Dining

We’ve heard of pop-up restaurants, but this is starting to get a little bit extreme. What impresses us the most about this situation is the fact that this fella had everything ready for dinner. He was even brave enough to try using chopsticks on a train. He’s either completely prepared for everything, or hopelessly weird.


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Flavor Flaaaav

Some people like to wear a wristwatch. Some people like to use their phone to tell the time. Some people rip their clock off of the wall in order to hang it around their neck while they travel the city. We are all unique in our own way, we guess.


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Going For a Ride

What makes this picture fascinating is the fact that dog tote-bags are totally a thing. However, these totes are typically reserved for tiny dogs that can fit into the crook of your arm. Not, you know, massive pit bulls. Still, the dog is adorable, so we call no harm, no foul.


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She Look’s Knife

We’ve all rushed out of the door at the last moment without being prepared. Typically, it isn’t uncommon to see someone do their makeup while on the train. What is uncommon, however, is the fact that this lady is using a darn knife to spread her foundation. What in the world?


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Nose Pillow

Some people like to sleep on their stomach, others like to sleep on their nose. Who are we to judge? Well, okay, we feel fine judging this position. The lady is going to wake up with either a massive headache or a new snoring problem.


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Hamster Walking Professional

If you pull out your tabletop magnifying glass, you’ll see that this enterprising professional is currently walking a hamster with a hat on its head. While the hamster is adorable, of course, this still looks like a bad time for the little critter. We hope that the hamster didn’t get stepped on!


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Big Knitting Fans

We tend to really fall in love with the latest hobby that we try. This gentleman right here is us after reading about knitting for half of an hour. In all seriousness though, we’re impressed by this guy’s ability. His entire outfit appears to have been made from scratch with only his knitting talents.


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Typical Morning Commute

When you are running late to Angel Grove High School, you sometimes have to take the train. Only, the train isn’t always faster than your Zord. Go figure. We just hope Rita and her gang of Putty Soldiers we’ll hold off for a little bit, someone puked in the aisle. Life is hard when you are the Red Ranger.


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Unlucky Leprechaun

We like to think of Leprechauns as average people who got caught up in folklore. Now, everywhere they go, people ask them about their treasure or lucky charms. It looks like this gentleman has just about had enough, wouldn’t you say? So, next time you decide to give your neighborhood leprechaun a hard time, just think about what they are going through.


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All Around Pleasant

Sometimes, in this cynical world, it can be nice to just smile. Here we see a cute little baby being serenaded by a sailor with a violin. How could you possibly dislike that? Oh, you don’t like babies? Or violins? You hate trains? You hate public acts of decency? Never mind then, keep on scrolling.


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Best Bed Ever

We’ve all fallen asleep in a funky place in our lives. Whether you fell asleep at the dinner table or conked out while typing a paper, there is nothing to be ashamed of. With this guy, well, that’s an entirely different story. How in the heck do you even pull this off? You know what? We actually don’t want to know.


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President.. Obama?

Remember that episode of The Office where Michael Scott was convinced he ran into Johnny Depp at his apartment complex? We like to think that situations like this happen to him all of the time. This guy looks just enough like President Obama in order to get you to take a photo and tell a story. He’s probably well aware of it, too.


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Different Kind of Sleep Mask

Do you want to travel in public without being bothered by anyone? We’ve got the perfect tool for you! Meet the Alien sleeping mask, perfect for long commutes, glaring at children, and creeping the rest of the train out. Oh, yeah, you can also take comfortable naps with the mask on. If you look close, you’ll see a horrifying set of eye holes as well as a breathing hole for your nose.


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Making Drinking Buddies

There is a special place in between buzzed and completely blasted that is perfect for making friends. Your just sober enough to know what you are doing and just drunk enough to have fun doing it. We love to see two strangers come together during the missing hours of the morning.


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Another Dog Bag

On some level, we understand that these dog totes make sense. We’re sure it can be a great way to control your dog and keep them from making a scene. Still, we can’t shake the feeling that these bags were not meant for massive dogs like Huskies or Pits.


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Magical Commute

Yes, that is Sir Ian McKellen. Yes, he played two of the most famous and amazing wizards of all time. Yes, he is on your commute. No, you are not dreaming. Still, we wouldn’t suggest bothering him. Let the man ride in peace! If you absolutely must bother him, make sure that he doesn’t have a giant staff with him when you do.


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Relaxing Train Ride

If you’ve ever been on a crowded train, you know how frantic things can get. Fortunately, if you were on this train, you’ll have the kind of tunes that help you settle down. With that being said, we can’t imagine how risky it is to bring an expensive harp onto the train. We sure appreciate the effort, though.


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Next Train, Please

We definitely are not saying that we would run screaming from this train, nope, not at all. What we are saying is, well, we just wouldn’t get on this train in the first place. After all, it isn’t every single day that you see a massive demon in your favorite seat. We are particularly unsettled by the glowing red eyes, long fingers, black body, huge frame, and, well, we’re afraid of everything here.


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Baby Steps

When everyone else is turning to online dating, this maverick is heading underground to the subway. We aren’t saying that this guy is going to have any luck with the techniques in that book, but he’s already set himself apart as a free thinker. Kind of. Okay, we’re just giving this guy the benefit of the doubt. Read your dating books at home, not in front of potential dates!


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Parents Leave Their Daughters Home Alone to Watch The House, Return to a Jaw-Dropping Surprise!

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If you’ve paid even a lick of attention to Hollywood during your life, you’ll know that kids at home alone are prone to throw a party. At least, that’s what the movies tell us, right? When Karen and Chip Schoonover decided to take a much-needed vacation, they opted to risk their home turning into the set of Party X by letting their daughters watch the property. While they enjoyed their vacation, their daughters got busy creating the surprise of a lifetime. Are you ready to hear how four daughters change their parent’s lives forever?

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Did You Know That A Dog Owner Is More Likely To Kiss Their Pet Than Their Partner?

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Those who have dogs tend to truly love their pets. There is nothing that they won’t do for them. While most of us already know this, there is something to be said for having the necessary facts to back up these suspicions. As it turns out, dog owners may love their pets even more than we initially thought. A recent survey has turned up some rather interesting findings. 

Riley’s Organics is the dog treat company that is responsible for this survey. We cannot get over these results. According to the results, 52 percent of those who responded said that they kiss their dogs more often than their partners. We imagine that there are more than a few jealous significant others out there. 

We did not realize that there were so many people out there who did not mind being covered with doggy germs. That is real love right there! However, there are those who will try to claim that there are certain benefits to these kisses. Those who own dogs will often find themselves getting sick less often than those who do not. 

That is because they are exposing themselves to the type of germs that are designed to keep them safe. Our dogs already do so much for us and now they are actively keeping us from getting sick. Is there anything that these dogs can’t do? This survey also shows that there is a wide range of people who would rather share their bed with their dog, as opposed to their partner.

This is actually somewhat understandable. At least a dog is not going to spend the whole night snoring or hogging all of the covers. There are also studies that speak to the benefits of sharing a bed with your dog. Many pet owners report that they are more likely to get a better night of sleep when their dogs are sleeping close by.

Dogs are more than willing to offer their unconditional love at all times. They do not need very much prompting, either. Anyone who has ever seen how a dog behaves when their owner comes home after a long day will definitely agree. The way that they lavish affection on their humans is a sight to behold. If you are anything like us, you probably agree with the results of these surveys as well.

A whopping 94 percent of the survey’s respondents said that they consider their four legged friends to be their best pals. The health benefits that dogs have to offer go further than just their kisses and their ability to keep you warm at night, though. Your dogs are also going to need to be walked on a consistent basis. This allows their owners to get some much needed exercise and stay in shape.

Is there anything that dogs can’t do? They are able to provide us with their undying love and affection. They even help us to get fit. No wonder so many people love to give them lots of hugs and kisses. We are right there with them! If you found the results of this survey as humorous as we did, you are definitely going to want to pass this story along to your closest friends and loved ones. 

To be quite honest, we do not deserve dogs. They are so kind and thoughtful. They do not ask for anything in return, either. All they need is a little bit of love, a warm place to sleep and some food in their bellies. If only the rest of us could learn to be as appreciative as our dogs can be. The world would most definitely be a much better place….that is for sure! 

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7-Year-Old Uses Illness to Promote Cancer Awareness

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It happens quite often that children end up on the business side of the media in order to promote a cause whether it’s political or otherwise, and whether or not the child actually wants the attention. But this is not the case with Emerson Hoogendoorn who has chosen to use her story as a child diagnosed with a normally deadly form of cancer to promote the cause of finding a cure.

One would expect that just about anyone diagnosed with a terminal brain tumor would resign his or her self to living out their remaining days in the comfort of entertainment, family, friends, and massive doses of painkillers. But Emerson has decided that she wants to raise awareness and more. She has also begun raising money entirely on her own by becoming a small business owner, working tirelessly to make her business a success, and using the money she earns to promote cancer research as well as to donate to the cause.

She sells bracelets, cookies, lemonade, wind chimes, and just about anything else she can market online. She makes most of what she sells herself, adding to the appeal of her online shop. She was first taken to see her family doctor when she started experiencing double vision, severe headaches, and nausea. Soon, she was diagnosed with a deadly form of cancer that was eating away at her young brain.

However, she has since been taking an experimental medication, and since that treatment began, when Emerson was first given her deadly diagnosis- her tumor has shrunk to an amazing 12% of the size it was originally at when it was first discovered in an x-ray. That is an unprecedented result. Not only is Emerson giving hope to other children with similar cancer conditions with her generous endeavors, but she is also giving them hope with her continually improving prognosis!

In addition to this, her case is giving invaluable data to researchers who will be looking for ways to use the treatments which seem to be working for Emerson on other children.

According to Cancer.org, as many as 11,000 children in the United States are anticipated to have been diagnosed with cancer before the end of this year. These are children under the age of 15, who have barely had a chance to experience life and the fullness of their own potential.

Due to major advances in cancer treatment, as many as 80% of these children will survive their fight with the dreaded disease. In the 1970s, the survival rate for children with cancer was roughly 58%. The progress has been substantial, and researchers are always doing their best to push those numbers forward another fraction of a percent. It is due to thousands of professionals working diligently largely on donated funds that the science and practice of cancer treatment become gradually more effective over long periods of time.

With the help, the critical data, and the inspiration provided by brave and wonderful young people like Emerson Hoogendoorn, it is possible that even those numbers can be further improved.

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