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40 Hilarious Commuters That Will Have You Wanting to Take Public Transport!

Lea Lomas

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Taking public transportation can be a hit-and-miss proposition. Typically, your best case scenario is that you reach your destination on time. When it comes to your worst-case scenario, well, public transportation can ruin your day. Today, we are choosing to dwell on the bright side of life. Keep on reading to find 40 of the funniest, weirdest, and downright strangest commuters ever found in public.

Wild Kitty

Now, if your attention was immediately pulled in by the glaring woman, we wouldn’t blame you for missing what is really going on in this picture. Let your eyes drift a bit further south. Not like that, pervert! Nestled in a hidden, smol, cozy lil nest is the exact type of wild kitty we want to run into on the bus.

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Save the Rhinos

We can’t all be heroes, but we can all do something to help. While this picture looks out-of-this-world, its purpose is far more grounded in reality. This costumed train rider is rocking a rhino suit in order to raise awareness for the said endangered animal. We have to imagine that this costume is sweltering.


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Can’t Park Here

We’ve heard that purchasing an electric car can come with its own set of perks, but we didn’t realize that this was included! This seemingly oblivious gentleman has chosen to park his electric car on the subway, you know, as you do. We particularly like how he is looking down at his phone as if to avoid attention. Little late for that, bud.


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Just a Good Idea

Have you ever taken a train into the city for a night of drinking? Well, if you have, you know how uncomfortable the ride back can be. This man-bunned genius chose to avoid the uncomfortable seats altogether by bringing his own hammock. Most impressive of all, he managed to hang his hammock without blocking the aisle. We’re impressed.


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Hold, Please

When you are forced to stand in a crowded bus or train, the resulting chaos can be bad for y our health. Being jerked around by the stopping motion of the vehicle can lead to falls, uncomfortable touching, and general tomfoolery. Having said that, we’re not sure we’d go this far in order to stop ourselves from falling. After all, she had to have carried that plunger around all day!


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Pika…Dude?

If you absolutely have to wear your Pikachu costume on the train, you might as well make sure that you are safe about it. While Pikachu can probably rest easy when it comes to Team Rocket, he might still want a little help in case gravity decides to strike. 


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Meal Prep on the Go

We admire this lady’s dedication to sticking to her diet. With that being said, we can’t imagine a meal so pressing that you’d have to actually chop up your food on the train. The fella in blue looks a little concerned about her knife skills. As a matter of fact, this is probably a great way to accidentally get stabbed.


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Battle of the Icons

It’s not every day that you get to see two titans of the film industry face off. Of course, these two aren’t titans of anything. They are just two dudes in super-expensive costumes, sweating while they stare at each other on a subway. Still, it’s kind of cool looking.


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Zords in the Shop

Have you ever planned a good old Mighty Morphin’ Time only to realize that your Zord was still in the shop? Well, these Rangers surely have. When you can’t take your alien technology for a ride, you might as well catch the subway.


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Active Camouflage… Kind Of

Wearing camo in the right environment can be a great way to go unseen. Wearing camouflage in the wrong environment can, well, yield quite dramatically different results. We admire the ghillie suit, but we don’t admire the IQ of this wayward sneakster. 


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Charge for Two Seats

We are all for people going out there and having fun, living their best life. With that being said, you still gotta charge this guy for two seats, right? I mean, what even is a zebra-centaur? Is that a thing? Are we behind the times when it comes to mythological creatures?


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Personal Space – Lego Style

This lady is personifying how we feel 24/7. We have to admit, creating a special bubble around yourself out of special legos can seem kind of out there, but we get it. If you want to buy one of your own, look up the Hoberman.


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Playing Army Man

Have you ever wanted to join the army, but you didn’t really want to commit to the training? No? Did you at least play with toy soldiers as a child? There you go, then this costume is perfect for you. Just keep the magnifying glass away, we don’t want any Sid-situations.


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Millennial Tragedy

We know two things about this picture. The first is that this woman was clearly drunk before she bought the pizza. The second is that this woman will be drunk and in despair when she wakes up. Although, it does look like she has black olives on that pie, so we suppose it’s better off being fed to the floor.


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Strangely Horrifying

We are looking at a talented performance artist, someone with a mental illness, or the first-ever paper towel alien. Like all great cursed images, we’ll let you decide the reality of the situation. For our part, we’re putting money on the paper towel alien theory.


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Devil’s Lettuce

Dad always said that if you messed with the devil’s lettuce, it would come back to haunt you. We have no idea what that meant, and we’re not certain that it meant this, either. One thing we are certain about is this, this lady needs a better hat.


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Every Goth Ever

They say that you can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can pretty much know what you’re getting here.  We assume that this Goth loves Edgar Allen Poe, loves the color black, and loves showing everybody his pet bird. That is a pet, right?


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Serious Gaming Moment

Perhaps more bizarre than the fellow gaming on the train is the fact that the train is completely empty. Seriously, where can we move where this is even a possibility? Oh, yeah, the television is weird, too. Also, where is the power source for the Xbox? Is this picture completely fake?


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Fine Dining

We’ve heard of pop-up restaurants, but this is starting to get a little bit extreme. What impresses us the most about this situation is the fact that this fella had everything ready for dinner. He was even brave enough to try using chopsticks on a train. He’s either completely prepared for everything, or hopelessly weird.


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Flavor Flaaaav

Some people like to wear a wristwatch. Some people like to use their phone to tell the time. Some people rip their clock off of the wall in order to hang it around their neck while they travel the city. We are all unique in our own way, we guess.


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Going For a Ride

What makes this picture fascinating is the fact that dog tote-bags are totally a thing. However, these totes are typically reserved for tiny dogs that can fit into the crook of your arm. Not, you know, massive pit bulls. Still, the dog is adorable, so we call no harm, no foul.


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She Look’s Knife

We’ve all rushed out of the door at the last moment without being prepared. Typically, it isn’t uncommon to see someone do their makeup while on the train. What is uncommon, however, is the fact that this lady is using a darn knife to spread her foundation. What in the world?


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Nose Pillow

Some people like to sleep on their stomach, others like to sleep on their nose. Who are we to judge? Well, okay, we feel fine judging this position. The lady is going to wake up with either a massive headache or a new snoring problem.


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Hamster Walking Professional

If you pull out your tabletop magnifying glass, you’ll see that this enterprising professional is currently walking a hamster with a hat on its head. While the hamster is adorable, of course, this still looks like a bad time for the little critter. We hope that the hamster didn’t get stepped on!


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Big Knitting Fans

We tend to really fall in love with the latest hobby that we try. This gentleman right here is us after reading about knitting for half of an hour. In all seriousness though, we’re impressed by this guy’s ability. His entire outfit appears to have been made from scratch with only his knitting talents.


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Typical Morning Commute

When you are running late to Angel Grove High School, you sometimes have to take the train. Only, the train isn’t always faster than your Zord. Go figure. We just hope Rita and her gang of Putty Soldiers we’ll hold off for a little bit, someone puked in the aisle. Life is hard when you are the Red Ranger.


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Unlucky Leprechaun

We like to think of Leprechauns as average people who got caught up in folklore. Now, everywhere they go, people ask them about their treasure or lucky charms. It looks like this gentleman has just about had enough, wouldn’t you say? So, next time you decide to give your neighborhood leprechaun a hard time, just think about what they are going through.


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All Around Pleasant

Sometimes, in this cynical world, it can be nice to just smile. Here we see a cute little baby being serenaded by a sailor with a violin. How could you possibly dislike that? Oh, you don’t like babies? Or violins? You hate trains? You hate public acts of decency? Never mind then, keep on scrolling.


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Best Bed Ever

We’ve all fallen asleep in a funky place in our lives. Whether you fell asleep at the dinner table or conked out while typing a paper, there is nothing to be ashamed of. With this guy, well, that’s an entirely different story. How in the heck do you even pull this off? You know what? We actually don’t want to know.


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President.. Obama?

Remember that episode of The Office where Michael Scott was convinced he ran into Johnny Depp at his apartment complex? We like to think that situations like this happen to him all of the time. This guy looks just enough like President Obama in order to get you to take a photo and tell a story. He’s probably well aware of it, too.


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Different Kind of Sleep Mask

Do you want to travel in public without being bothered by anyone? We’ve got the perfect tool for you! Meet the Alien sleeping mask, perfect for long commutes, glaring at children, and creeping the rest of the train out. Oh, yeah, you can also take comfortable naps with the mask on. If you look close, you’ll see a horrifying set of eye holes as well as a breathing hole for your nose.


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Making Drinking Buddies

There is a special place in between buzzed and completely blasted that is perfect for making friends. Your just sober enough to know what you are doing and just drunk enough to have fun doing it. We love to see two strangers come together during the missing hours of the morning.


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Another Dog Bag

On some level, we understand that these dog totes make sense. We’re sure it can be a great way to control your dog and keep them from making a scene. Still, we can’t shake the feeling that these bags were not meant for massive dogs like Huskies or Pits.


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Magical Commute

Yes, that is Sir Ian McKellen. Yes, he played two of the most famous and amazing wizards of all time. Yes, he is on your commute. No, you are not dreaming. Still, we wouldn’t suggest bothering him. Let the man ride in peace! If you absolutely must bother him, make sure that he doesn’t have a giant staff with him when you do.


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Relaxing Train Ride

If you’ve ever been on a crowded train, you know how frantic things can get. Fortunately, if you were on this train, you’ll have the kind of tunes that help you settle down. With that being said, we can’t imagine how risky it is to bring an expensive harp onto the train. We sure appreciate the effort, though.


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Next Train, Please

We definitely are not saying that we would run screaming from this train, nope, not at all. What we are saying is, well, we just wouldn’t get on this train in the first place. After all, it isn’t every single day that you see a massive demon in your favorite seat. We are particularly unsettled by the glowing red eyes, long fingers, black body, huge frame, and, well, we’re afraid of everything here.


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Baby Steps

When everyone else is turning to online dating, this maverick is heading underground to the subway. We aren’t saying that this guy is going to have any luck with the techniques in that book, but he’s already set himself apart as a free thinker. Kind of. Okay, we’re just giving this guy the benefit of the doubt. Read your dating books at home, not in front of potential dates!


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Tales From the Road – Strange Photos Captured While Driving!

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J.R.R. Tolkien once wrote, “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.” Take a drive down the road and you never know what you might come across! Thanks to the prevalence of camera phones, we now have documentation of all the wild and weird stuff humans get up to while they are out and about. 

Keep on reading for 20 tales from the road and the strange images that tell their story!

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Hollywood Stars From Yesteryear: Where Are They Now?

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The movie industry is a fast-paced machine that is always bringing in new talent and leaving old talent behind. If you kept a close eye on Hollywood during the 70s and 80s, you probably saw stars rise and fall out of nowhere. Today, we are going to take a trip back in time to see just what happened to our favorite famous faces from the 70s and 80s!

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Movies Create More Pet Problems Than Help

Mackenzie Freeman

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When Disney released the second installment of Nemo storyline with Finding Dory kids flocked to the theaters and the toy stores to see and grab their favorite forgetful fish. Voiced by Ellen Degeneres in both films, Dory endeared herself to kids and their parents so much, many wanted to have their own pet version of Dory, specifically a Blue Tang. However, like so many other movies before, Finding Dory set off a red alert for conservationists who saw the same problem record playing all over again, just with another animal species favorite du jour.

First, Blue Tangs are very inhospitable to captivity and do not breed, which would otherwise produce a farm grown population that could satisfy the pet industry demand for them. Second, that means what Blue Tangs are provided as pets are literally captured from the sea as wild specimens from their natural environment. Third, the same in turn has huge implications because in practice pet-loving humans literally become a collective predator through the pet supply chain, reducing the wild population dramatically and suddenly.

The Dory demand is not the first time a fish or other animal has seen a run on the natural population, affecting eco-systems in the wild. When the first movie, Finding Nemo, was released, the main character’s fish, the Clown Fish, skyrocketed in home aquarium pet demand by 40 percent. As soon as they left the theater, everyone wanted their own Clown Fish. The harvesting from the wild was so bad, the fish just about started to disappear from its natural regions in the waters off of Indonesia and the Philippines. And all of it was driven by a cartoon movie and massive consumerism in the U.S. which practically sends ripple effect across international markets as a result.

And fish are not exclusive in the movie-driven eco-damage. The Harry Potter film franchise has done its damage as well, specifically hunting for pet owls. An unreasonable number of Potter fans insisted on trying to get their own pet owl after the movies became extremely popular. And, like so many non-normal pets, people realized they aren’t soft and cuddly. Owls have razor sharp claws, they smell quite a bit, and they can bite viciously. Most of these owls had been captive-bred so there was no possibility they could be returned to the wild once they became unwanted.

Disney again triggered and earlier run on a specific animal when it re-released the 101 Dalmatians story in a mid-1990s movie. Now most folks would assume dogs should be just fine; they’re man’s best friend. However, the Dalmatian breed is a fussy one, packed with a lot of high-strung energy and needing regular exercise. Add to the mix, they don’t do well with small kids. Soon after the movie’s pet rush, Dalmatians began to spike in dog shelters and dog rescues as many of them were given up as unwanted and their true nature was realized months after previous Christmas.

Whether its mini-turtles due to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies and related salmonella sickness in kids, or “Dory” Blue Tangs, people need to teach their children and their wallets to refrain from running out and getting the next pet fad. It’s costing needless loss of animal lives and frustration. If you want a pet that will likely love your family, try pet adoption first. Give a lonely animal that can be is ready to be a pet a second chance instead and leave Nemo and Dory in the sea.

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